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A Very Frugal Xmas (w/ @ILLingsworth)

by Passalacqua

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Won't settle for no cheap hair Want the fastest processessor I's guess that I's spose to be yo Kriss Kringle jus cause I drooled a little on yo pillow I get swindled into buying things That I can't really afford But I really adore When you be eyeing in the windows of stores Then look at me What you look at me for? You better find some premier of an island Shower you with gifts Make sure yall have something in common Or be Amish for a day I can build something handmade Like a brush you can dust under the lamp shade I'm sorry - I'd rather be insensitive than broke Besides this day's for baby Jesus Christians do not gloat Over what they won't receive On the night of Xmas eve On their knees, "Dear Santa, help me please, help me please! Gimme all your money, pay my mortgage and my car note and my phone bill and my useless magazine subscription!" Wait, you're tellin' me, wait No wait, you're tellin' me what? Wait you're tellin' me that that you want all that's listed? Without a single exception? The only giving you like is gifts in your direction? I wish you'd get hip to my suggestion Of spending this christmas like a jehovah's witness Give presents when we feel 'Cause right now, i'm more concerned 'bout eating a meal And right now, i gotta let you know the deal That even though the album is doin' pretty well Hell - pockets dryer than overcooked turkey Zebehazy Summer sales go to my man Ernie He's getting that mernie, and me? Despite a 40-hour work week, this visa payment is steep And your list is absurd How 'bout i make you a card? And xmas morning you get showered with confetti reserves? Or we could put up an aluminum pole and celebrate festivus on the 23rd. I'm cool with either, i just hope you know I won't buy most of this stuff and that's for sure That list is a pretty penny And if you're all about gettin', then you won't get any Your list is a pretty penny And if you're all about gettin', then you won't get any, like Hey. What you want? I'm not gettin'. I'm not gettin'. 'ey yo Yo I'm comin' down your chimney in a lickety split And in the flick of the wrist, *quick* dippin' with your gifts Siftin' through yo presents Keeps me the most pleasant Eatin' your roast pheasant and cold refreshments Known as a coast-to-coast legend And I made out that list that's twice-checked The nine tech sprayed out a clip from the Sleigh now Mistletoe on my belt, women rollin' in the Hay now Regifted the dick, in a box, Holiday style December 24th, 25th be the playground You wake up in the morning, Where's my shit? - any day now But it ain't appearin', I'm fearin' the sound of bullets Might've damaged my hearin', Clearing out with appliances, time-pieces You, the whole time cryin', While my reindeer form up like voltron lions Up on the roof, peelin' out with big bags All of your shit spillin' out 'Cause greed what this here been about Hey. What you want? I'm not gettin'. I'm not gettin'.
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"A Very Frugal Xmas" produced by ILLingsworth -- illingsworks.com
"Last Christmas" produced by James Linck -- twitter.com/lamesjinck
Artwork by Nathan Bortz -- naynaybane.com

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released December 12, 2012

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